Sex, a wedding and guns: The Fifty Shades Freed trailer is out
Your girlfriend’s imaginary boyfriend is back for another film
Mrs Grey will see you now; and if your lady has her way, you’ll be seeing Mrs Grey on Valentine’s Day too. Before you get your hopes up about anything that even remotely resembles a threesome, let us remind you that Mrs Grey is not a real person but a character from EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, that one.
After raising expectations for you to be a kinky billionaire alpha male around February 14 in 2015 and 2017, the Fifty Shades series is back with the trailer for its final film: Fifty Shades Freed. Not nearly as NSFW as the trailer of the first film, this one focuses between the impending marriage of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey – complete with a voiceover of wedding vows. Honeymoon sexytime is hinted at. Jamie Donovan walks out of the waves, Dakota Johnson makes lusty eyes and a wee little pistol is found in a desk drawer. Ooh, danger.
All in all, the Fifty Shades Freed trailer sure does look like a sex thriller. If you’ve never watched a thriller. Or a porn movie, for that matter. But hey, don’t take our word for it. Watch it yourself:
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