Dear The Rookie: Stop Beating This Dead Horse Already!

There are some TV couples whose pairings are considered inevitable. There’s Ross and Rachel (Friends), Jim and Pam (The Office), as well as Ted and… well, they really messed that one up (How I Met Your Mother). For many TV series, the ‘will-they-won’t-they’ romance has proven the perfect tease to keep viewers hooked. But The Rookie’s attempt to reintroduce a slow-burn couple with two fan-favorite characters has become a complete bore.

Since that kiss in Season 4 of The Rookie, fans have been invested in the connection between Tim Bradford (Eric Winter) and Lucy Chen (Melissa O’Neil). Formerly a rookie and training officer, the relationship between the optimistic Chen and hard-edged Bradford (which would later be dubbed Chenford) had been building for seasons before that. But after a season spent teasing fans with the budding reunion in the absence of character development, this slow-burn relationship is turning into an absolute drag.

Chenford Is Happening. We Get It!

This season of The Rookie has spent an inordinate amount of time hinting at the romantic reunion of Bradford and Chen. While this would be a relief for fans who were disappointed by their breakup, the series’ execution comes off with all the subtlety of a baseball bat falling on your head. Not merely content to set up the reunion of the characters, The Rookie’s seventh season teased their relationship to the point of being an unwelcome guest. In ways that are immature and intrusive, the storyline is inserted again and again as though we could ever forget.

Take, for example, that painfully contrived Valentine’s episode where Tim and Lucy sit awkwardly in the middle of a police initiative with their broken relationship sitting in as the third wheel. There’s the flirting at the gala, the mind-numbingly inane April Fool’s gag where their characters decide making out with each other is somehow a prank on their co-workers… In their attempt to set up what should be the return of their relationship, The Rookie acts with no finesse. Instead, an overwhelming barrage of their cloying chemistry is forced onto the screen, insisting that it be remembered. “It insists upon itself,” a wise philosopher (Peter Griffin) once said. And while it may not be The GodfatherThe Rookie has spent the current season demanding that this relationship be remembered as though we have forgotten.

Chenford Misses Out on the Importance of Longing

The Rookie has completely mishandled the ‘will-they-won’t-they’ relationship regarding Lucy and Tim. The whole purpose of the slow-burn romance is to set up a period of anticipation where it seems that the characters might not get together. With Lucy and Tim, their eventual reunion is a foregone conclusion. Thanks to the waffling of these characters dipping so frequently into being together, there is very little conflict, longing, or separation to provide the angst that makes them a couple worth hanging on to.

On top of that, it seems that neither of their characters has managed to move on from where their relationship last ended. Nor has there been an attempt to show that they have tried to. They haven’t dated other people or dealt with the potential drama that would create. The characters have offered no significant personal advancements outside their relationships. They might as well be exactly where they were before their relationship ended, despite everything that’s happened since. While consistency is key, their attempts to tease the relationship’s return feel tedious and unnecessary.

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