Dakota Johnson Says Her Fifty Shades Sex Scenes Are “Tedious,” Which Is Not What Christian Grey Hoped For
Well, there you have it, there’s officially one person out there who’s just not into the prospect (the reality even) of boning Jamie Dornan — or at least make-pretend boning. And it just so happens that person is Dakota Johnson, his Fifty Shades of Gray co-star. Womp, womp, womp.
Dakota covers the new issue of Interview magazine (pictured above), and during her interview, the subject of Fifty Shades — or “the one where you have crazy sex scenes” as her interviewer puts it — comes up. And as is almost always the case, she’d like to take the opportunity to say how it’s SUCH A CHORE to get to hang out (maybe literally) with Jamie all shirtless and sweaty-like. Apparently filming the movies, and the sex scenes specifically, is “tedious.” Seriously, that’s the word Dakota uses. “I’ve been simulating sex for seven hours straight right now,” she explains, “and I’m over it.” It’s OK, Dakota, life is hard *wink wink* sometimes. I’m here for you.
And by that I mean I’m ready to take over as Ana. The role deserves someone who’ll enjoy it — casting people, call me pls.
