Fifty Shades Freed: 17 Pivotal Moments From the First Teaser

Fifty Shades Freed: 17 Pivotal Moments From the First Teaser

Our first question from the first teaser for Fifty Shades Freed: What poor soul had to climb up on a ladder to hang Ana’s wedding dress from a chandelier? And don’t they know shooting anything from below isn’t flattering?

Who’s ready for the Bella Swan vs. Anastasia Steele wedding dress debate?

You know it’s true love when Ana didn’t get any bling on her wedding band.

Doing her best to pretend it’s not a little disconcerting that your man promises to “keep you safe” in his wedding vows.

Guess who’s about to join the Mile High Club??

A smirk! This is what pure joy looks like on Christian’s face.

Why would Ana marry a man who’s “50 shades of f—ed up?” Here’s why.

That awkward moment when you realize there’s a gun in your husband’s office and suddenly you flash back to those strange wedding vows.

Listen, just because they’re married doesn’t mean they put away their kinky ways, and this one appears to involve … a makeup brush?

Twist! Ana’s a mermaid! Talk about kinky.

Someone’s following Ana and — spoiler! — it’s not because they want her fancy car.

Sexy stuff is even sexier when done in front of a mirror.

Ana, bending the knee to the One True King.

Let’s hope he’s better with that gun than he is at flying helicopters.

Mrs. Grey is not too good to wear Converse. She’s also not too good for murder.

Remember Ana’s horrible boss Jack Hyde? Yeah, he gets worse.