Dakota Johnson Films More Topless Fifty Shades Movie Scenes, Still No Word on Jamie Dornan’s Penis Though
Filming on the Fifty Shades movie sequels wrapped in Vancouver, the primary location, last week, and Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are currently shooting on a nice beach in Nice, France. And it appears to be a topless beach, specifically, because Dakota took her bikini top off for a scene or two:
Readers of the books will know this is a moment where Christian gets pissy that Ana is just waving her breasts around in public, because they are for ~his eyes~ only. Literally Christian Grey is the type of guy who would take time between business meetings to leave anonymous bad reviews for the Ghostbusters reboot, but whatever, the real problem here (besides the glaringly possessive misogyny) is that this is a ~perfect~ opportunity some equal opportunity full-frontal — you know, Europeans and their nude beaches and all — and yet it does not appear that Jamie Dornan stripped down much at all.
To be clear, I would never complain about the Jamie’s rippled abdominals making an appearance, as they do below, but it’s the sequels, and that means we the people want, nay, we expect more than the few lingering butt shots we got in first movie. That means peen! All of the peen. But nope, despite the occasional teaser report, and though we can still hold out hope it’ll pop up, literally, in one of the Red Room scenes (which are filmed on a closed set), it appears that’s not meant to be. Instead, here is Jamie is looking beautiful in a pair of blue board shorts:
How is it even possible to eye-fuck so hard from such a distance?!
He also gave Dakota a back rub at one point:
Meanwhile your beach boyfriend is probably too busy playing Pokémon Go. And if he’s not, he’s throwing wet seaweed at you, ugh.
